you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
"Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend."
He was ten.
My friend got a new puppy, who seems to be quite a fan of hide and seek
Unfamiliar places that remind me of familiar places scare me. It’s like “oh I know this plac- WOAH NOPE I DO NOT KNOW THIS PLACE. RETREAT. RETREAAAAT.”
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date